babklaymen

(Playing doctor who music)
Dalek: master we have entered earth’s atmosphere and have captured the sidrat. can I order the Lego daleks to detain him? Cause he can escape in 5 seconds…he’s gone
Some shadow: no I need to get a time machine dalek to chase the nurse in time and the machine is on a place called the table!
(Beginning titles roll playing crush 40’s what i'm made of)
Luke Brand
Tom Ayling
Ryan Boshien
Presents
Bab wars
Part 1: new species
Script: Luke brand
(Shows earth then zooms in to go on a table)
Luke: hey tom, hey Ryan.
Tom: hey Luke. Ryan and me have just come back from our class trip to France.
Luke: how did that go?
Ryan: a guy scratched my luggage so I snapped his neck and hid his body under my bed.
Tom: yeah he doesn’t get much of a tip now.
Luke: o…k. I hear there’s a meeting at table hall. Want to go?
Tom: ok
Ryan: and I’ll bring the axes
Part 2: meeting
Brown: something very big…happened this week…you guys are not going to believe it. A few hours ago we were contacted though radio by a new species and so for the first time ever three lucky people are going to leave the table…you three.
Trio: us?
Luke:…woo hoo. (Starts dances on head)
Crazy frog: ding ding
Brown: no crazy you can’t come. Remember the crazy frog mix?
Brown: I’ll take you three to the vehicle, my delorean.
Some shadow: all going according to plan.
Part 3: launch
Luke: luggage?
Ryan: check.
Luke: gun?
Tom: check.
Luke: children’s letters to god?
Tom & Ryan: double check.
Luke: lets go.
Man: I love you!
Tom: i'm not gay. (Sticks axe in mans face)
Brown: you got something on your face.
Man: good luck! (Gets run over)
Part 4: on the floor
Ryan: engaging fly mode (delorean starts to fly) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Plays I believe I can fly as)
I believe I can flyyyy
I got shot by the F.B.IIIIIIIIIIIII
All I wanted was a bag of chiiiiiiiiiiiiips
But they shot me in the ddddddddddick
I believe I can flllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
Luke: are we there yet?
Ryan: we get there when we get there.
Tom: Luke lets practice are super secret that everyone knows about.
Ryan: which isn’t a secret anymore
Tom: riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. (Does not your friend any more hand shake) (Tom does extra bit)
Luke: Ryan land the car me and tom need to talk.
Ryan: ok. (Lands car and tom and Luke get out)
Luke: (stretches arm around tom) you don’t change the secret handshake. Do you understand me!
Tom: yes I do!
Ryan: brum brum… and the winner of the big car race is…hot running Ryan!!!
Tom: lets go. (Luke and tom get back in the car and the car drives off)
some shadow: (appears in a Lego time machine) darn just missed them cause if I had that time travelling delorean I can go to the year 3010 to unleash my ultimate warrior.
Dalek: sir why do we need the time travelling delorean when we already have a time machine.
Some shadow: (reveals to be a Lego figure) cause i am emperor of all Lego daleks… I don’t need a reason dumb bot!!!
Daleks: but we need to exterminate the nurse! (A Lego Sidrat appears)
Nurse who: darn missed them
Dalek: exterminate exterminate!!!
Nurse who: run away! Run away! (Runs in to Sidrat and disappears)
Dalek: next time we meet him he’s going to get a proper butt kicking! Exterminate Exterminate Exterminate Exterminate Exterminate!!!
Emperor: oh shut up!
Part 5: clock tower destroyed
Tom: hey Ryan according to this map there’s no Lego clock tower but there is a Lego clock tower! Stupid mapmakers!
Ryan: uh ho.
Tom: what!
Luke: he broke the steering wheel.
Ryan: (gives steering wheel to Luke) here you drive!!!
Tom: abandon car! (Tom Luke and Ryan jump out of the car) (Car hits the side of the clock tower that made the clock come off)
Luke: now what are we going to do?
Tom: I know we watch the news!
News: clock tower destroyed as a non-Lego car hit Backwarts School of bitchcraft and misery. A Lego man reports.
Lego man: the police tell the public not to panic but there’s a help line number on screen if you’re worried about friends or family…or your co-co cola and your baloney.
Luke: my co-co cola. Where’s my co-co cola?
Lego man: I’m drinking your co-co cola now shut up! I’m trying to do a news report…wait a minute…
News: you’re a slow thinker.
Lego man: (thinking) I think I just been insulted I am not a slow thinker (stops thinking) take that back!
News: (grow a beard) about time we have been waiting for 2 weeks…you are slow.
Part 6: nurse who
Nurse who: (lego tardis appears in front of Luke Tom and Ryan) found you…fvggydgbf,uoshauesy fsdfasdgfsgjdfhgikujudjglujzmdaiuzmu
Luke:………I didn’t under stand a single word you said.
Nurse: (the computer wanted to replace nurse who as nurse whom) if you don’t get off Lego is going to go to war with klaymen.
Ryan: we can’t find the car.
Nurse: just my luck.
Luke: there it is (points to his left when the delorean is on his right)
Tom: Luke It’s on your right! (Hits Luke)
Luke:………ow
Emperor: ha ha ha ha. (Steals delorean and drives off)
Nurse: great. Follow me!
Ryan: this may sound smart…why are you going inside a box.
Nurse: it’s bigger on the inside then it is on the outside. I call it the sidrat (tardis spelled backwards)
Trio: ok. (Walks in sidrat)
Ryan: ok questions first what is your name?
Nurse: I am the nurse. I’m fighting the emperor of all Lego daleks.
Part 7: making a pizza
Dalek: hey i'm making a pizza…what should I put on it?
Dalek 2: cheese
Dalek: what else?
Dalek 3: and pepperoni
All dalek's: pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni
Part 8: treasure of captain no beard part 1
Nurse: ok we need to find the power gems at the sunken ship of captain no beard
Tom: why is it sunk?
Nurse: look
(Movie rolls)
Captain: arh men we can now board the ship
Pirate: boss why don’t we spend the treasure now instead of hiding it
Captain: fool…video games, anime and junk food aren’t invented yet so how will you spend you money
Pirate: Beer? Food? Rent? Weapons?
Captain: a pirate doesn’t pay for those he steals now get our load on the ship
Pirate: (thinking) what’s the point of having a treasure then?
Captain: men lets go let Neptune be your guide (ship sets out and 5 seconds later the boat starts sinking) ah I knew I should of bought that navigator machine instead of trusting that stupid sea god!
(Movie ends)
Luke: no worries nurse we will get it
Nurse good luck
Trio: bye
Part 9: enter team what
Crazy: you know snowman before I became a private eye I actually wanted to be a DJ
Snowman: you? A DJ? Don’t make me laugh
Crazy: All right I’ll show you (does DJ crazy frog)
Hotdog: (runs in) its here its here we got a new mission
Radio: alright first you have to leave the office
Snowman: our first mission is to leave the office easy (walks in to a wall)
Crazy: oh no! Where trapped the maker didn’t put in a door!
Hotdog: has it orchard to you we could run out of air if we didn’t have a window
Crazy: good job hotdog…I’ll go first (jumps out of window followed by snowman and hotdog
Hotdog: that didn’t go smooth now did it?
Part 10: advert time
Man: is your bathroom never clean?
Marge Simpson: no
Man: can you son’s bedroom door even close thanks to all the junk?
Marge: no
Man: then you need: Mr Burns MEGA CLEANER with advance testing on the planet testanovia one push of the button and… (Testanovia blows up)
You never need to clean again
Mr Burns: (dizzy cause of explosion) oh excellent
Man: sold everywhere apart from earths solar system
Part 11: enter team time
Brown: (testing on testanovia 2) what happens when I push this button (pushes button and testanovia 2 blows up and brown falls to earth) I take that as doomsday buttoooooooooon (lands on man)
Man: ow why you jump on me for?
Brown: sorry I fell from space
Man: yeah right
Brown: (looks at remote) what does this do?
Man: don’t touch it your not on testanovia
Brown: it blew up! (Pushes button and caveman appears)
Caveman: duh?
Man: great you sent a caveman to the present
Brown: we need to find the Delorean to send him back to the past and me back to the future
Man: you’re from the future?
Caveman: all we bootter blue blib blob blab (slides away) wooooooooooo
Man: I guess we better go follow him
Brown: yes…let’s go
Part 12: treasure of captain no beard part 2
(trio driving a car and runs over someone)
Luke: Ryan you have driven over 80 people today!
Ryan: yes and that’s 80 less people in the line when we go to Disneyland next week
Tom: he’s got a point there!
Luke: shut up!
(Trio gets out of car and sees ship)
Ryan: so that’s the ship? Why hasn’t any one take the treasure yet?
Tom: rumours say a scary ghost protects it
Cartman under sheet: blah blah blah I’m a scary ghost
Luke: scary? Bah! It’s not even a ghost but that fat little kid from South Park!
Cartman: hey! I’m going to kick you square in the (luke throws him off the boat) nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts
Ryan: (jumps down to floor) ok I’m in the inner hull but be careful when jumping (luke falls though a hole)
Luke: don’t worry guys I’m ok and I found a secret cave
Tom: when the ship sunk captain must of taken his treasure into this cavern
Ryan: (sees traps) wow I wonder how that captain got passed all those traps with his treasure!
Luke: (sees a doorway marked shortcut) maybe though the short cut
Tom: what will the treasure look like?
Ryan: look there it is the treasure!
Luke: it’s an…oil lamp? And a dirty one to (rubs lamp and genie jafar comes out)
Jafar: ha ha ha after waiting 10000 years I’m free ha ha ha ha
Luke: EW I didn’t want a lamp with an ugly idiot in it (throws lamp in lava)
Jafar: no not in the lava!
Tom: LUKE…YOU IDIOT…THAT GENIE COULD OF GRANTED YOU 3 WISHES!
Luke: don’t worry I found another (rubs lamp and Lego yoda appears)
Yoda: don’t fear my children I have come to warn you NOT to use the lamp
Luke: your telling us not to use the lamp after we already did? Smart move!
Yoda: you? Already did? (Head gets cut off by mojo jojo)
Mojo: so you released me from my lamp cause you found the treasure
Luke: except when you say treasure. I was expecting the power gems…but we only get a bunch of idiot characters
Mojo: so you’re the smart one here? You won’t sound so smart after I…Mojo yoyo have destroyed your town (runs off)
Ryan: and were off to save Bab world again
Part 13: team what’s first mission
Radio: ok first you have to find shadow I will give you more orders when you find him
Voice: yum yum I love wonka chocolate
Radio: that’s him get him and kill him
Snowman: ok
Hotdog: ready crazy
Crazy: lets go
Shadow: it all starts with this a console containing the ultimate power
Hotdog: that’s the…x box console
Snowman: now I know what’s going on…since you got bored of long loading time you decided to steal an x box to get shorter load
Crazy: so…where do you think you going with that game?
Shadow: x box control!
(Does 1 second of loading)
snowman: wow that loading time was fast…hey its not the game he must be using the x box to get quicker loading
Shadow: my name is shadow…I’m the world’s ultimate chocolate eater…but there’s no time for games…FAREWELL (walks off eating some chocolate)
Part 14: treasure of captain no beard part 3
Writing: Bab worlds prison for very naughty people
Mojo: (whispering) doctor evil I Mojo yoyo have come to release you cause I Mojo yoyo need your help
Dr evil: weren’t you chasing the friggin power puff girls
Mojo: no that’s my twin Mojo jojo, I’m Mojo YOYO and now we must go (later) ok this is the house of those 3 who released me…although we have a impressive army those 3 must be in our crew…ok Garfield find those 3!
(A woman’s taking a shower while Garfield dances to George of the jungle and swings into the bathroom)
Garfield: oh sorry miss but have you seen a red, blue and green clay blobs by any chance? (Woman punches Garfield that makes Garfield go into orbit) I’ll take that as a nooooooooooooooooooooo
Part 15: x box
(Shadow playing the x box)
Snowman: let us in!
Shadow: never!
Crazy: (jumps though shadow’s window) now give us the x box
Shadow: ok…but I can help you
Crazy: I quit!
Shadow: no no no…I pay you…1000 Bab notes
Crazy: listening
Shadow: I help you if I keep the x box
Crazy: ok
Part 16: treasure of captain no beard part 4
Tom: man we travelled the entire table I wonder where that ape went
Mojo: well well if it isn’t the people who released me from my lamp…care to join are club to conquer the world?
Luke: no way we will never join you!
Mojo: fine be that way
Doctor evil: boys kill them…boys?
TV: hi I’m Johnny Knoxville I will jump off with this skateboard in to the canyon…and when I say I, I mean…my grandma (Pushes grandma off cliff)
Grandma: I’ll get you for this!
Johnny: remember kids don’t try this at home except if your using you grandma
Ryan: it seems your army is a little busy (doctor evil throws a book at ryan) ha ha didn’t hurt a bit (passes out)
Mojo: now it’s 2 to 2. To bad cause you are 2 and we are 2 because 2 to 2 is better than 2 to 3 cause you are 2 and we are 2 too
Luke: shut up with you 2 to 2 I’m going to kick you 2 in your 2 to 2 smithereens too's
Doctor evil: yet the battle begin
Mojo: (walking to tom) ha you people look like pieces of shi…
Tom: (punches Mojo down) get you stinking paws off me you dam dirty ape!!!
Part 17: the future
Man: so brown what is the future like?
Brown: well in the year 3010…every movie…will be a sequel!
Man: nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brown: I know but nothing else happens except…
Man: what?
Brown: Hollywood will make a machine that will allow toons to enter the real world but one of the builders flew into space cause the hippo from fantasia sat on his bench
Man: cool!
Brown: and a robot will come and kill all clay kind
Man: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Brown: I’ll put it back on
Part 18: treasure of captain no beard part 5
Doctor: All right red guy…now it’s 1 on 1 (lifts up hammer) ow my back hurts! (Tom just kicks him)
Mojo: our army is ready for action!
Crazy: well 12 to 2 is not fair
Luke: team what? What are you doing here?
Shadow: we come to help you and also…we brought an army too!
A person in the army give credit in making this movie…mark brand (photos of movie and supplier of stop-motion animation studio
Mark: lets go
Harry potter
Harry: this is for mum and dad
Animator of those stupid hedgehog street-crossing films
Animator: I draw, I drew, and I’ll drool
Barbie
Barbie: lets go Barbie girl
All: ………………
Shadow: why did we put her in our army?
Hotdog: …she paid me to let her in
Snowman: get out of this movie
Luke Skywalker (Barbie’s replacement)
Luke: may the force be with us
Crazy: hotdog, shadow...buy us some food
Hotdog: ok
Mojo: attack!
Part 19: dragon ball
Dalek: alright my favourite show is on
TV: dragon ball z
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piccolo: Oh wow he’s strong
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piccolo: Oh wow he’s really strong
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piccolo: Oh wow he’s strong
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piccolo: Oh wow he’s strong
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piccolo: Oh wow he’s really strong
TV: what will happen in dragon ball? Find out next time
Dalek: man…I can’t believe I have to wait another hour for the next episode…lets see what’s on Elmo time
Elmo: tee hee kill all Bab men
Dalek 2: did Elmo just say kill all Bab men?
Dalek 3: ha, Elmo…cute name
Part 20: team time’s shopping adventure
Man: ok…everyone has his shopping list
Brown: ah…no one has ice cream on their list…ahhhh
Man: we still have the oil tanker of ice cream you brought yesterday stupid
Brown: that’s not enough…I need moRE MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Man: get that man some ice cream
Hotdog: peanut butter, green gooop, MR Burn’s mega cleaner…
Brown: wow ice cream pizza
Hotdog: hey shadow…I got the last ice cream pizza
Shadow: good job
Brown: my pizza…please give it back or I will…ask nicely again
Shadow: no way bro!
Brown: give…it…back!
Shadow: run away (runs away with hotdog)
Man: hey doc (shows up driving a monster truck) come on (there is a chase for 30 seconds and then brown runs over shadow and crashes the monster truck, and also lands at the paying desk)
Lego: one ice cream pizza…that will be 3.50
Brown: 3.50! (Gives it to shadow who is lying on the ground) you guys can have it
Part 21: treasure of captain no beard part 6
Mojo: ok blue guy this will destroy you! (Shows a box)
Luke: it’s a box of…worms?
Mojo: if you played video games more often you would be scared because when…
Worm: quick blabbering and give us orders
Mojo: ok boys…kill the blue Bab man
Worm: yes sir (launches a missile at Luke who simply blows and fly’s back to Mojo, which blows him up)
Tom: oh yeah we beaten all the bad guys
Harry: I guess we will leave now
Mark: remember to brush your teeth and drink a gloss of milk
Luke: bye then
Ryan: (wakes up) so…now what?
Tom: nothing this is a Bab movie something silly is going to happen next
Doctor: this time I will kill them for sure (Johnny grandma falls on him)
Grandma: Johnny! Grandma wants a word with you
Part 22: salad
Caveman: you know that I am a vegetarian
Brown: wow he sure learns how to speak fast…Come on you don’t make friends with salad
Man: (singing) you don’t make friends with salad you don’t make friends with salad you don’t make friends with salad you don’t make friends with salad (sees salad on the floor) except that one (dives towards the salad)

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